katfeete's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 30% Politically Correct!)

Started : 31st December 2005 11:57:54 PM Ended : 01st January 2006 05:59:52 PM

Alco Money! : $ 622

Guests of Honour

whynotsteve is a despicable Liberal Christian and is as anti-alcohol as they come. whynotsteve drank 1 Hot Toddy.
trinshadow is a loathsome Fundementalist Christian and is dedicated to furthering scientific research into alcohol poisioning who throws bricks onto cars from freeway overpasses. trinshadow decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
redsash is an enlivening Agnostic and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. redsash drank 1 Rum, 18 Hot Toddys.
katfeete is a jaded Buddhist. katfeete drank 9 Sherrys, 2 White Wines.
fish_sauce is a stable Taoist and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. fish_sauce decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
sosostris2012 is an abominable Wiccan and a bumbling, stumbling, bona-fide drunk who enjoys biting the heads off seagulls in front of children. sosostris2012 drank 2 Poteens, 13 Aftershocks, 2 Bloody Marys, 2 Mint Juleps.
juliarandolph is a good-humored Hindu. juliarandolph drank 4 Vodkas, 1 Cognac, 3 Sambuccas.
quingawaga is a heinous Muslim who pisses on house plants because the proper water is always just out of reach. quingawaga drank 8 Pernods, 1 Rum, 1 White Wine.
corbet is a rosy Buddhist and an all around space cadet who's mind has been destroyed by beer over the years. corbet drank 2 Sambuccas, 14 Mescals.
syngen262 is a low-spirited Atheist. syngen262 drank 9 White Russians, 2 Coffee Liqueurs.
cybermercy is a hearty Agnostic. cybermercy drank 1 Lager, 19 Pernods.
wen_spencer is a bouncy Hindu and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. wen_spencer drank 2 Red Wines, 12 Hot Toddys.
matociquala is a rosy Muslim and a newbie drinker. matociquala drank 13 Hot Toddys.

Sick!

Dear god katfeete! Your house was a bloody mess afterwards! The following
bastards barfed all over your carpet - redsash, katfeete, sosostris2012, juliarandolph, quingawaga, syngen262, cybermercy, wen_spencer, matociquala

Fights

'Repent! REPENT at once thou harloting little Goth' boomed trinshadow at a hapless looking sosostris2012. sosostris2012 merely retorted with a glib 'Yer Ma!'

At approximately 09:48:54 AM trinshadow and syngen262 caused around $500,000 worth of damage to katfeete's home after one of the most hilarious bitch fights yet to be seen this century!

Lovers

No one would have predicted it at the start of the evening but it seems like juliarandolph has found an eternal soulmate in fish_sauce. Oh the romance!

The Drunkest

There was once a rotten oik called cybermercy! And they bathed in gin! Yeah they bathed in gin!

Random Events

According to corbet you can kill a dolphin by gluing up its blowhole with marmite.

the room stood in awe as syngen262 declared that they were jesus before pouring a glass of
red wine over redsash's head.

Happy New Year!

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